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Obama The Uniter ?

What's wrong with a little Black Power Salute among friends? Yes, folks, they're not missing fingers and they ain't playing hide the quarter. Those of us who grew up in the sixties know EXACTLY what this stands for.

Obama condemns his critics for bringing race into the political dialogue, yet he continually laces his campaign stops and speeches with devisive racial commentary and symbolism. Challenge him and you are the one who is called a paranoid racist.

Well, you can call me whatever you want but I have no problem helping to expose this self centered racist farce for who and what he is.

The Obamasons

Moveon.org decided to throw their support behind Obama today. I can't think of a better campaign jingle, can you ?

Democrat Debate on CNN

So, Where Is this Guy??????

I don't know if any of you have seen this yet. It's making the rounds in a shorter version. It is an interview of Bhutto conducted last month by David Frost. It's interesting on many levels but the most striking is her reference and inference that Bin Laden is DEAD.
The first is when Bhutto expresses concern that Bin Laden's SON may be trying to kill her. SON??? Why send a boy to do a man's job" Where's Papa Bin Laden?
When that went unchallenged by Frost, Bhutto chose more explicit words, not only saying Bin Laden had been MURDERED, BUT NAMING HIS MURDERER.
Now, I don't know about you, but I would guess if you had to pick the NUMBER ONE QUESTION IN THE WORLD TODAY it would be, Where's Bin Laden?
The fact David Frost didn't even flinch by either of Bhutto's ascertions is astounding. Something is really odd here. Now there are those that are suggesting what she MEANT to say, was Daniel Pearl. I'm sorry, but thats a tough sell for me. Those two names would be difficult to juxtapose, especially for someone as intimately involved in Islamic affairs as Bhutto is. To put it in perspective, it would be akin to accidentally saying Martin Luther King killed JFK.
The murder reference comes about 6 minutes in and the reference to Bin Laden's son is somewhat earlier than that, but , do yourself a favor and watch the whole video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIO8B6fpFSQ
Enjoy

UPDATE: This interview took place on November 2nd. It was not live, it was taped. If we are to believe that Bhutto simply mis-spoke, we also would have to believe it got by all of Frost's producers and editors, and, all of Bhutto's handlers without a correction. Mrs. Bhutto may not have had time to address it herself as she was placed under "House Arrest" the next day, November 3rd.

Also, the BBC has now censored Bhutto's reference to Bin Laden's murder from their issue of the video.

Band of Brothers Silent Night

May God bless all of our troops and their families this Christmas and keep them safe.

A New Version of MY Favorite Christmas Song

Hurricanes Now CAUSING Global Warming (Will the madness ever end)

Advocate New Orleans bureau Published: Nov 20, 2007 - Page: 12A
NEW ORLEANS — As if Hurricane Katrina’s effect on life and property along the Gulf Coast were not bad enough, researchers at Tulane University and the University of New Hampshire now say the storm may contribute to global warming.
The researchers point to the estimated 320 million large trees that were killed or severely damaged by Katrina.
Jeffrey Chambers, an assistant professor of ecology and evolutionary biology at Tulane, says young, healthy forests are important in the battle against warming because they remove carbon — in the form of carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas — from the atmosphere by photosynthesis.
Dead trees and downed wood, on the other hand, decompose and release carbon into the atmosphere.
“The carbon that will be released as these trees decompose is enough to cancel out an entire year’s worth of net gain by all U.S. forests. And this is only from a single storm,’’ Chambers, the lead author of an article detailing the team’s findings, said.
The article, “Hurricane Katrina’s Carbon Footprint on Gulf Coast Forests,’’ is published in the most recent issue of the journal Science.
As the Earth’s climate warms, evidence is mounting that hurricanes, tornados and frontal systems will gain in energy, producing more violent storms and stronger winds, Chambers said.
“Increased wind disturbance will cause more tree mortality and damage, and this dead wood will release additional carbon to the atmosphere, potentially amplifying global warming,’’ he said.
Young, healthy forests are valued as “carbon sinks’’ — removing carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and storing it as growing vegetation, Chambers said. The total amount of carbon stored in a forest is the product of the growth of new and existing trees, and tree death from age and disturbance.
An increase in disturbance frequency — from more powerful storms, for example – could tilt this balance toward the loss side, reversing the storing process and becoming a source of atmospheric carbon dioxide, he said.
“This increase in carbon emissions can enhance global warming in what is termed by scientists a ‘positive feedback mechanism.’ Increased carbon dioxide warms the climate, causing more intense storms and elevated tree mortality, releasing yet more carbon dioxide and further warming the climate,’’ Chambers said.
The researchers’ study was funded by the U.S. Department of Energy’s National Institute of Climatic Change Research.
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration provided satellite data for the study, and many of the methods used were first developed as part of a NASA Large Scale Biosphere-Atmosphere Experiment in Amazonia

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Al Qaeda in Iraq Miffed Over Subtitles, Threaten Another Jihad

Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays [Onion]

Although seemingly on opposite sides, special interest groups have apparently found common ground over the site of the worst terrorist attack in history.

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Here Comes Your 19th Pervert Takedown

Pseudo MSNBC journalist Keith Olberman was caught with his pants down last night when he was apprehended at the home of a 12 year old West Covina boy. Following a tip from co-workers who had observed Olberman spending an inordinate amount of time on station computers over the last few months, NBC's Chris Hansen, along with federal and local authorities were able to determine that Olberman had been communicating with the underage youth for the purpose of obtaining sexual favors.

Dressed in "Flasher Attire", Olberman arrived at the boy's home with a half empty 12 pack of beer, a baseball mitt and 3 condoms. While relaxing in the kitchen as he awaited the arrival of the lad, Olberman was confronted by Chris Hansen and a camera crew from MSNBC's "To Catch A Predator". Olberman, visibly shocked, was uncharacteristically at a loss for words. Hansen told Olberman, "You know why I'm here don't you Keith? Aren't you ashamed of your behavior? You should have stopped and looked around, because here comes our 19th pervert takedown ".

Olberman quietly tried to exit through the garage when police handcuffed him and took him to a mobile command post which had been set up around the corner. During questioning, Olberman was asked if he had any remorse, to which he defiantly replied that the kid was now going to be his "Worst Person In The World".

Hansen told reporters that, "You just don't know what goes through the mind of people like Olberman. He certainly has displayed obsessive tendencies such as his unexplainable fixation with O'Reilly, so from that standpoint, he fits the profile. But Kids? I guess he's more of a scumbag than we originally thought"

Pigs In Space

From the files of "You just can't make this stuff up", a Maylasian astronaut scheduled to visit the International Space Station is wrestling with a problem. How can a devout muslim face Mecca during prayer, 5, yes 5 times a day in zero gravity when Mecca just won't stand still. In addition, there aren't muslim foot baths on board. What to do????? Well you start with getting a group of 150 scholars together for a two day conference to find a way to appease,.. er accomodate, this lunar loonatic.

It's here....... http://www.cair.com/ArticleDetails.aspx?ArticleID=23377&&name=n&&curPage=1&&Active=1

If you haven't tossed your cookies after visiting that site, the full original article is here........

http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1010/p16s02-stss.html

I have to wonder what this muslim "astronaut" who is an orthopedic surgeon, must do to adhere to his 'prayer' schedule during surgey.

USS Cole Was Attacked Seven Years Ago Today

None of the major media outlets seem to have any mention of the significance of today, they simply don't care. I do. This picture was taken in the Virgin Islands just after the Cole had been repaired. The boat you see in the foreground is being sailed by myself and a friend who served in the Special Forces in Viet Nam. We decided to put our American Flag spinnaker up and do a sail by as a salute. We were met by a very skittish group of sailors in an inflatable with a very intimidating machine gun on the bow. I hope they remain that vigilant today. God Bless them, the sailors that died in the attack, and all those who are serving and have served to keep this country safe.

Pure Courage

Apparently, We've Forgotten

It's been some time since I devoted much effort on new posts for this blog. However, I ran accross this today while reading other blogs on the web.

There are all types of blogs you can peruse highlighting just about every subject or non subject one could imagine. I tend to gravitate toward the political/news/terrorism type blogs as, believe it or not, I'm more of a non fiction kind of guy.

For the most part, humor has been at the forefront of my posts, with some exceptions. Although it is not my intent to abandon satire entirely, it is pictures like the one here that tell a sad story of where we are as a nation today that command commentary void of humor. It doesn't matter if your on the left or the right, snapshots like this demonstrate something is just plain wrong.

Common sense has become a rarified commodity. Today we listen to news that the Islamic terrorist leader of the Nation that started the Islamic revolution which has resulted in the murder of hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people since 1979, is invited to speak at one of our most prestigious universities in the city that bore the brunt of the worst terrorist attack in US history. In addition we learn that the country that was the financial conduit to the Islamic attacks carried out on 9/11 is purchasing almost one fifth(19.9%) of the NASDAQ. We have hizbolla supporting Islamic jihadis in cammo and loaded AK47s being picked up in parks in Detroit, being held while police sort out whether or not they have 'emotional problems'. We have Islamic Egyptian nationals with explosives in their trunk picked up near a Navy base that houses not only enemy combatants, but one of the largest stockpiles of explosive ordinance in the country being held while we allow Ilslamic groups like CAIR to spout off that they are simply being 'profiled'. We have foiled attack after attack after attack from radical islamists at home while we've watched successful attacks by radical Islamists being carried out throughout the world.

So why is an Islamic woman frisking an eldery Catholic nun?

Apparently, we've forgotten.

Never Forget

Bush Reaffirms Commitment to TWAT

President George Bush restated his support today for The War Against Terror (TWAT). Speaking to reporters in the Rose Garden at the White House, Bush declared TWAT to be the one thing that most Americans can agree on. "TWAT demands our attention", Bush said. "If we were to abandon TWAT, it would be the end of our society as we know it. I can't let that happen. TWAT is the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning and the last thing I think about in my bed at night. I'm, like most Americans, continually thinking of new ways to use TWAT to our advantage. It's important to constantly change the way we view TWAT in order to keep TWAT fresh. You have to change you perspective from time to time in order to get the most out of TWAT," he said.

Polls seem to show Mr. Bush may be right. 98% of those polled agreed that TWAT needs our support. Even Rosie ODonnell and former President Bill Clinton came out in support of TWAT. There is a movement in Congress however spearheaded by John Edwards that attempts to trivialize TWAT. The movement is small and so far has only been endorsed by Barney Frank.

John Edwards Feeling Pretty

Maybe Ann Coulter had something there.

Politically Correct Television

It sure was a different time, wasn't it !!!

For Richard Burmer

I was recently informed of the passing of a friend from years back. He was a musician, complex yet simple in his compositions, an enigma. This is for him and his return to innocence. God bless you Richard.

Calypso Music (Islamic Interpretation)

National Cathedral - My Shepherd Will Supply My Need

This will always haunt me. It is an excerpt from the National Day of Prayer and Remeberance at the Washington National Cathedral on September 14th 2001. All of us can recall the vicious images of 911. All of us are witness to the ensuing images of war. In the polarized atmosphere that is smothering our country today, I think it's important to reflect on this video, with it's albeit shortlived images of unity. It's important to hear the voices of the children salute the souls we lost that day. Those voices stand in stark contrast to argumentitive dialogues pervading our tv screens and radios, forcing the tradgedy of this day to give way to partisan quests for power. This video cuts through the selfishness of today and takes us home, at least it does for me. I would like to thank julius923 for allowing me the opportunity to bring this to you. Please, never forget the events of 911, never forget the victims. God Bless their souls.

Hillary Clinton Sings National Anthem

They still want to kill Abdul Rahman

This is exactly the reason why Superman should come out of retirement and reverse the rotation of the earth the way he did when he rescued Lois Lane.

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U.S. Troops Discover A Happy Muslim

US and British troops were caught off guard in Fallujah today with the discovery of a happy muslim. I bin doin Adoobie approached coalition forces on foot today, drawing a defensive posture by soldiers used to being fired on by insurgents. "He came out of nowhere", Sgt. Lee Dehr explained. We noticed smoke emerging from a dwelling accompanied by a sweet odor. Immediately we secured the perimeter and called in the co-ordinates to await support. That is when we were approached from behind by the smiling doin Adoobie who stated......What up American Dude?...... We quickly determined that Mr. doin Adoobie was a friendly, so we stood down and questioned the man. Mr. doin Adoobie explained to us that he is against the war and asked if we had any Crosby Stills Nash and Young or John Lennon cd's that he might be able to download to his Islam-o-pod," Lee Dehr said. "This certainly is refreshing", the seargent continued. " Maybe it's a sign that we are turning the corner and the're willing to give peace a chance. I just can't figure out how this guy can be so happy surrounded by such chaos".

Nicholson To Reopen US Embassy In Iran

Jack Nicholson, the star of dozens of Hollywood blockbuster movies and unwavering fan of the LA Lakers is apparently accepting a new role. Mr. Nicholson has been chosen to re-open the US Embassy in Iran, closed since the Islamic revolution of 79 in which 51 Americans were taken hostage and held for 444 days. Dubbed "Operation Overlook", Mr. Nicholson will be inserted into the compound by Special Forces where he will then re-establish direct talks with the Iranian government. We asked Jack how he thought he maybe able to break the decades long standoff between the the US and Iran. In an interview at his Malibu home, Nicholson told us, ...."Well boys you see it's like this, we have been tiptoeing around these turbin topped tinkerbells for too long. We have given them every chance to come to the table and break bread but instead all these mad Mamouds want to do is break promises. We've told them that if they didn't get all their Camels back in the corral that we'd send some cowboys over there to do the job. That's the truth. The problem is gentlemen, these guys can't handle the truth. So, I intend to tell Mr. Ahmadinejad that if he wants to continue to share the oxygen that this planet has to offer he'd better stop by with his peace pipe and a cup of joe so we can get this problem resolved , or we intend to make them a SHINING example of what happens when you piss Jack off. Until then, if he walks out his front door and sees the 82nd Airborne in the local park, don't knock. If he has to step over the rotting corpses of jihadi jerkoffs on his way to work, don't knock. Am I making myself clear here? I hope so, because gentlemen, that's as good as it gets".